so, i have a D+ on my progress report in AP English.

my parents have pretty much disowned me.

but let me explain. i missed two days of school, and on those two days our English teacher gave our class a test and made them recite this poem from memory. apparently, those two things were worth 28934720942 points each, and brought my grade down from a 92% to a 68%. ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu

so we come back, try to make up the test on Friday. “oop, i’m not going to be here on Friday,” she says. “come back on Monday.”

we come back on Monday. she goes, “WTF WERE YOU THINKING, not making it up on Friday? Munir made his up on Friday! (btw, thanks a lot Munir, you suck) Fail points for all of you! Come back Tuesday.”
“Can we make up the poem on Tuesday, too?”
“Yes, just come back Tuesday.”

we come back on Tuesday (today). finally take the test. “So can we make up the poem now?”
“NO ARE YOU CRAZY I NEVER DO POEM MAKEUPS AFTER SCHOOL. COME BACK THURSDAY BECAUSE I WON’T BE HERE TOMORROW, I’M GOING SKIING LOLOLOL.”

progress report grades were due today at 4 PM. we could have taken/graded the test, and recited our poem before then. further proof that she hecka just wants us to fail. ughhh.

i hope that in two years from now, i can look at this D as a funny memory, and not as the thing that kept me from getting into UC Berkeley. FML.

--Tagged under: what is my life.--

so, someone was nice enough to send me this on my formspring. good on you, Anon.
this is by go-devil-daisuke.deviantart.com. YAY STAR TREK!

so, someone was nice enough to send me this on my formspring. good on you, Anon.

this is by go-devil-daisuke.deviantart.com. YAY STAR TREK!

--Tagged under: Star Trek--

--Tagged under: Kirk--

--Tagged under: Spock--

--Tagged under: pretty much awesome--

The Cycles of a Who Fangirl

amandablaze:

itsalrightma:

breath4sunrise:

1) You know a few of their songs and have a very basic knowledge of the band.
“Oh, the singer’s cute! He has long, curly hair and is shirtless. I love him! He is my favorite!”

2) You finally listen to Tommy or Quadrophenia in it’s entirety. This band is pretty awesome.
“And who, by chance, is this crazy drummer guy?! He’s dead? What a shame. But he’s silly and damn, look at his eyes! I love him! He’s my favorite!”

3) You start getting really into the instrumental qualities of the songs.
“I’ve never truly appreciated bass before! This is insane! The bassist is pretty hot too. He wears tight pants and likes spiders. What a fucking badass. I love him! He’s my favorite!”

4) You appreciate every element of the song, especially the lyrics. Oh damn, the lyrics are genius!
“That guitarist writes the lyrics?! AWESOME. He has a big nose and is still really hot and holy shit look at those white pants he’s wearing! Oh, and he smashes guitars and is a bit emo. SWEET. I love him! He’s my favorite!”

5) Repeat periods of lust for the whole band. They are awesome.

this is ALL BACKWARDS

currently on number 2. only the bassist is my favorite. :3

plasticwagons:

(via tumblrisforlulz)

holy shit, that’s just hella tigers. like, hella. like, a pack of frickin tigers. and i’m pretty sure tigers don’t do packs.

plasticwagons:

(via tumblrisforlulz)

holy shit, that’s just hella tigers. like, hella. like, a pack of frickin tigers. and i’m pretty sure tigers don’t do packs.

and now, here is Obama singing a duet with T-Pain about healthcare.

--Tagged under: Obama--

--Tagged under: T-Pain--

--Tagged under: lol wut--

--Tagged under: autotune--

i think all world leaders should just autotune their speeches from now on.

Ms. Werris has this on her iPod, no doubt.

--Tagged under: Winston Churchill--

--Tagged under: autotune--

this reminds me of that one time when Axl was making fun of Ms. Werris’ taste in music.
“What do you listen to?! I bet you listen to weird stuff, like Beethoven. I bet you listen to Winston Churchill.”

this reminds me of that one time when Axl was making fun of Ms. Werris’ taste in music.

“What do you listen to?! I bet you listen to weird stuff, like Beethoven. I bet you listen to Winston Churchill.”

--Tagged under: lemme slap some Winston Churchill right quick--

fuckyeahdrmccoy:

Star Trek Themed Keds by *PlasticSoulMan on deviantART

--Tagged under: pretty much awesome--

i totally won.
  • Dad: You know, recently, Obama mispronounced "corpsman" in a speech. He said corpS-man! Tsk tsk tsk. This guy is nothing without his teleprompter. Can you imagine? Hahaha!
  • Me: Yeah, this happened a lot with the last president, too.
  • Me: *in a southern accent* NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR NUCLEAR
  • Dad: >:(

--Tagged under: presidents--

You Know You're an AP Student When...

throughkaleidoscopeyes:

alleezy:

ohheyitsjazo:

reynadisease:

Story of my life… minus studying.

You Know You’re an AP Student When…

1.You know AP actually stands for “Advanced Procrastinator.”

2.You could have done your homework at home but you prefer the pressure of getting it done two periods before its due.

3.Studying consists of furiously glancing over your notes the period before the test.

4.“Not a lot of homework” means: 10 chemistry problems, calc homework (that you won’t do anyways), a 15 page story to read in the Lit book, and studying for a French quiz.

5.You don’t think of it as “cheating”, you think of it as “cooperative learning.”

6.The weekend before mid-terms or finals you don’t start studying until Sunday at seven or eight PM.

7.You have multiple breakdowns throughout the year from school-related stress.

8.You know senior project is a joke and intend on putting forth as little effort as possible.


9.On top of your full schedule, you’re involved in several extra-curricular activities and you have a job.

10.Every extra-curricular activity you sign up for is framed with the words “It’ll look good for college.”

11.Senioritis set in during the last few weeks of 11th grade.

12.You’re convinced summer work was invented as a form of torture.

13.You sign up for a class because it’s weighted, not because the subject interests you.

14.You question whether you’ll make it through the year with your sanity intact.

15.You swear twice as much as you normally do on the day of a test.

16.You have no time management skills. Whatsoever.

17.You consider any non AP class to be a blow-off class.

18.You never meet anyone new in your classes because it’s been the same group of kids since ninth grade.

19.You and your closest friends are all in the top 10% of your class.

20.You like to pretend you’re not a nerd but on the inside…you know.

21.You do your best work between the hours of 11 PM and 2 AM.

22.At sleepovers with your friends you discuss politics and financial aid.

23. The probablity of your homework getting done depends more on your mood than the fact that it needs to be done.

24. You find yourself arguing for points not because you genuinely feel that you are right, but because you know that one more point will boost your grade letter.

25. You consider anything below a B to be a bad grade.

26. You spend a few hours doing optional and bonus assignments you don’t actually need to do just because it will boost your grade which will in turn raise your GPA and class rank.

27. People ask you how you manage an AP class you just say “It’s easy” when on the inside you are screaming bloody murder.

28. You watch TV or do other random things until 10pm then complain the next day about doing homework at 2am.

29. You struggle to find ways to entertain yourself when you don’t have any homework, but when you do have homework the possibilities are endless.

30. You have four projects due the following day, but instead of doing them you go on Facebook to talk to anyone who will answer.

31. You find yourself complaining to everyone how much homework you have… when you should be off facebook doing it.

32. Your teacher thinks that his class is the only class you have and therefore is the most important so he overloads you with homework.

33. Your GPA surpasses the average hours of sleep you get a night.

34. You get mad when non-AP students whine about how much homework they have.

35. The teacher assigns reading two weeks prior to the test but you end up reading it all the night before.

36. Sometimes the highlight of your life is just crawling into bed and passing out.

37. You use random, obscure information you learned in class in everyday conversation.

38. You stare at your homework and repeat the words FML as you go through it.

39. You have forgotten what the meaning of “free-period” is.

40. You can’t stand taking regular electives because when a big group project comes along, you end up doing the whole thing.

41. You put the pro in procrastination.

42. You know that school is a joke after the second week in May.

43. You have at least one test or a quiz a day.

44. You write BS-ays instead of essays.

45.You have back problems because your backpack weights more than 50lbs.

46. You can’t help but find symbolism in every single thing you read/watch.

47. You or someone you know has gone to therapy for school-related stress.

48. You willingly pay $86 to take a test.

49. Sparknotes is practically your homepage.

50. You hate missing school, not because you like school, but because of the massive amount of make-up work you’ll have.

51. You are confident that if the author of the book you are reading had to analyze it for an AP quiz, he or she would fail.

Lol @ 2, 3, 6, 9, 11, 23, 34, 37, 42, 48

But especially 13 and 25.

And I fuckin hate how teachers think that their class is the ONLY CLASS EVER.  hahahaha.

-______________________-

DAMN STRAIGHT.  

I’m not even going to name numbers because ALL OF THEM APPLY. but I do appreciate that all my friends are smart. HAHA.
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